We frequently drive by a house with these Christmas lights out front, and Liam always asks what it says. Last night, all four of us were in the car.

Liam: What does that say?

Me: Noel.

Liam: What does that say?

Me: Noel, Buddy.

Liam: But what does that say?

Isaiah: Noel, Liam. It says, Noel.

Liam: But it does have an L.

Silence while we all processed. “OH!” we all exclaimed. The poor boy has been confused for weeks as every time he asked we answered “no L.”